February 2012
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I can hear my ferret sneezing from down the hallway. it sounds like a little squeak
he’s so cute I want to end him
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bansand:
tch
people care?
about thing?
put me in a room with a bunch of other people who feel as bad as I do. we can party mellowly together
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seaburial replied to your post: a question for all you interpol lovers: has paul…
I think so????
ok good. maybe I’ll try listening to them now I think the mullet was holding me back tbh
a question for all you interpol lovers: has paul banks cut his mullet yet?
because I don’t even listen to interpol but if he has I will be so excited
I wanna take a shower with my clothes on
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I went to church today...
fussybabybitch:
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heronqueenblues:
wondering what crazy release idea Wayne has for the full length
only one copy
housed inside of a live shark
set free in the ocean.
If you find the album you can only listen to it once then you have to make another animal eat it and let someone else find it.
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when I don’t have school for a while I kind of forget ordinary everyday living person stuff like today I just completely forgot to eat and shower
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Anonymous asked: stop trying to come up with witty posts no one cares about your opinion
if you like long island you’ve never been to long island
or you were born here and you’re delusional
stay away from long island
you won’t like it here
“Satan is attacking the great institutions of America — using those great vices...”
– Rick Santorum discussing Satan’s hatred of horticulture
my grandpa is over and he’s watching fox news and they’re talking about how rick santorum saying that “Satan has his sights set on the United States of America” was okay because he was talking to Catholic school students and then they abruptly played “Total Eclipse of the Heart” before cutting to commercial. this is so nonsensical it’s hilarious I...
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selling my body for mountain goats tickets
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fridainthetardis replied to your photo: help I’m drowning
are you drowning in conor oberst tears because that’s how i saw this ok bye
of course. his tears are too dense no human can swim in them
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I was trying to be one with nature (per usual) so I went for a really long walk through the woods and it was nice but I feel like I have ticks all over me god get them off me drown them burn them
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“Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.”
– Conor Oberst (via royaltyellek)
one time I hugged a banana tree at a botanical garden and a giant cockroach crawled out from it so I’m never hugging another tree again nope you can’t make me
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my dad has always been obsessed with the william shatner cover of common people. I mean like actually obsessed to the point where he would play it 30 times a day at top volume.
it’s supposed to be funny but he doesn’t even think it’s funny he gets genuinely pumped whenever he listens to it
I found oh my gawd!!! by the flaming lips on vinyl yesterday!!!!!!!!!((((()))))!!!!!!!!!!!
if you don’t listen to the flaming lips you’re missing out on some prime positive vibes you must be so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!((((((((())))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a sample of interesting urls that have reblogged the “fuck my face” conversation heart:
butt-explosions
clits-and-cats
pussyprincessxo
dancing-jews
smoke-weed-till-i-bleed
v4ginas
pulling-the-penis-all-wrong
…I’ve made a huge mistake
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